I hate Kirstie Alley
What a fat, sweaty, worthless drug-fucked whore she is. She appears on my TV screen every lunchtime and dinner, screaming out “fat chick” mantra’s while bouncing on a trampoline. She harasses the viewer like a true nutjob with her trademark™ cocaine-induced husky voice.
She raves on about how Jenny Craig allows her to eat “chocolate cake!” and “fettuccini!”. Perhaps that’s the reason why she’s still a fat fuck. There is no doubt she is the mascot for all fat whores the world over, who must feel a jolt of liberation to see a fat woman on TV finally making waves.
In fact, this bitch openly admitted to using cocaine in the 70’s to ‘shed pounds’. It induced hardcore psychosis and paranoia. No shit. Watch her on the Jenny Craig ad’s. She appears to have no greater cognitive functioning than our friend Gilbert Grape - however, to her credit, she may actually be a pretty fuckin’ good actor (anyone in Hollywood looking to cast a psychiatric patient please contact Kirstie Alley's booking agent).
PS: One of Kirstie’s quotes from the 70’s you won’t see on the Jenny Craig website - "One great way to lose weight is to become a hopeless drug addict. I've tried it and it really does work”. Well done Kirstie, you have cemented yourself as the most miserable fat druggie dropkick to have struck a deal with yet another scientifically-warped multinational weight loss company.
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9:09 AM, November 23, 2005YAY!! CAKE!!!
10:07 AM, January 22, 2006
Well, by now Ms Alley has lost 54 pounds and doesn't loook too bad. But I went into Jenny Craig today, and the interviewer was a fat chick. Made me wonder how fat she was before getting employed as an interviewer.
Anyway, they outlined the program, explained what I had to do to lose weight, and then told me the right program for me was $400.
No honey, the right program for me is to take all the info you just gave me for FREE, go to the grocery store and buy all the stuff I should be eating, instead of wasting my money on Double Quarter Pounders.
Which is what I did, spent $40 on a week's worth of prepackaged foods and away I go.
12:11 PM, September 26, 2007
Though Kirstie Alley is not my favorite of people, she is still a human being and deserves to be treated fairly.
Check this out:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yUTJQIBI1oA
8:02 AM, December 28, 2007
Given the fact that 67 percent of Americans are OBESE I'm guessing the person that wrote this comment in the first place is a FAT FUCK himself who can't get laid!
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