What a mind job.

Would it surprise you that the crazy frog concept has raked in over $24 million dollars since it began? Absolutely not! Look at the market the creators are exploiting! Teenie dumbfucks … to drill down this demographic more specifically, I suspect they are predominantly female virgins under 15 years of age who own colourful mobile phones. Don’t forget, they have rich parents who will buy these fuckin’ brats anything they whine for.

Now, these fucksticks will consume anything! Anything that is perceived as ‘cool’. They go through stupid phases like wearing g-strings at age 13, getting a tattoo on their ass crack, and wearing ¾ length bike pants. Now they suck up every fuckin’ variation of the original “ding ding” ringtone – which, incidentally, was recorded on a shit microphone by some European heap of shit who decided to imitate a scooter. Now if this doesn’t give you some insight into the intelligence of the creator of the crazy frog, I really don’t know what does. I can see it now! Euro trash creator of crazy frog gets a phone call, “heyy, let’s go out man, big party tonight, pussy everywhere”… to which he replies “nooo man, I’m real busy here, I’m imitating a scooter and recording it on my shitty computer! ding ding!”. You get the idea, what a fucking jerkoff.

Man, this shit is more profitable than drugs or a hardcore mafia business combined. It will soon be worth $100 million. Where else could you make profits like this, with so little effort, and do it legally? This mobile phone craze has to come to an end. Perhaps when these stupid little fucks learn the art of piracy, and learn how to use Bluetooth/wireless/data cables to transfer their own shit and ditch the scamming companies that charge them $5 per gay ringtone.

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